I used to be such a cool guy. Once upon a time I scaled the heights of pimpdon. Only to come crashing down into a state of narcissism and existential despair in late 2006. This year I will travel the world and hopefully I will regain my mystical pimp powers of glory.
Also this year; GET AN AWESOME JOB, that pays me lots of money and makes me happy yo.
-I want to become a very good writer, I love writing so much. Part of the reason why I was inspired to start this blog, it's something I'd love to do professionally one day. I think I'd make a fantastic gonzo style journalist. [Keep checking this page and you'll see what I mean ;) ]
-I want to read the Will Self books... I think he's great and a terrific writer.
-Stephen Fry books, likewise
-Read some Dorothy Parker
-Watch a few good movies
-Gradually get myself into shape. Spend a good few hours in the gym every week. Get ripped abs, something I've never had! Go to work more. Stop eating shit. Have more sex.
-Write something so good by the end of the year I can sell it.
-Read some intelligent, intellectual stuff by the end of the year aswell
-Travel abroad, I particuarly want to go to Thailand,
-Visit a haunted hotel
-Do a review of motorway cafes as adverse to my experiences sitting watching MTV and masturbating.
-Visit that place in Newcastle England, with the worlds hottest curry!
-Read and review Marcel Proust and talk about how reading about him making a cup of tea has effected my life
-Read Oscar Wilde
-Reread Don Quixote...
-Do a watersport
-Go rockclimbing
I want to get The ultimate 101 things to do before you die book and experience doing them!
Get some travel books from the bookshop and try and do 2 of them a month...
-m
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